sc-hair-y, um, fashion?

stacy london and clinton kelly are trying to save the world from sweatpants, knee-length crotches, grubby shoes, booty shorts etc, etc, etc...the "pajama-fication of the nation"...but what about the hairy-fication?
i wonder what their opinions would be on these?





i think i'd rather have sweats! hell, i'd rather wear stripes, plaid, polka dots, puke yellow-green, orange-red and tie-dye layered one on top of the other - really, if this is "ready-to-wear, high fashion" then i'll leave it for someone else. i guess the hot new accessories will be giant hairbrushes, and mega size shampoo and conditioner bottles. might have to get a bigger purse.

yikes!